Monday, January 11, 2010

3 weeks left until D-Day

Lately, I find people to be very annoying,and rude.I don't know if its the pregnancy, or if people all of a sudden have just started to suck. But here are some things that I cant believe people say,or to an obviously 9 month pregnant woman.
1. Wow, you really are big. I mean huge, how much weight did you gain?
2. Your baby is gonna be huge(because I am so big I guess!_)
3. Don't worry the only thing that got big is your stomach and your ass.
4. How are you gonna lose that weight after the baby is born?
5. Yeah, your nose has really spread out.
6. Are you sure there are not two in there?
7. Have you picked a name yet? then I tell them. Really? hmmm, really? I don't know if I can pronounce it, like it, why would you name the baby that?
8. Man, you took the eating for two really seriously, huh?
9. I heard you were pregnant again, why? two wasn't enough?

this is what I want to say,but don't. Leave me alone, I am growing a human being in my uterus, I am supposed to be 32 pounds heavier because I am pregnant not fat. Yes, I know how much I weigh, because every week by some cruel twist of fate,I have a weigh in at my dr's office and know EXACTLY how much has been added to my stomach, and for that matter my ass.
I will lose the weight just like I did with my other pregnancies, with hard work, exercise, and breastfeeding. My weight gain, etc. is only temporary, your attitude, and rudeness and lack of social etiquites is something you will have to live with.We love the name we chose, it has meaning, is strong and family heritage. so suck it.
AND at the end of the day, I will be coming home with a beautiful, little baby, and it will all be worth it!

Oh, here are a few things you could say instead...

1. you look great.
2. you look great
3. you look great.
4. you look great.
5 you look great.
6 you look great.
7 you look great.
8 you look great.

or you could keep your damn mouth shut and say nothing at all.....


-SPW said...

Way to go. Seriously, you look fab. Not thats not a typo. I didn't say fat I said FAB! :D

My hubby and I are common law, so you can imagine the stupid things people said when I was pregnant.

Hmmmm.. you have given me inspiration for a future post. LOL

I got so fed up one time the convo went like this:

"Oh you are expecting? When are you guys getting married?"

"Yes I am expecting, and do tell me, was anyone stupid enough to ask you when you were getting married before your husband proposed - could you have even answered them? No? Then why are you asking me?"

I felt bad after because I know she didnt mean it that way and is an old-fashioned friend of my mother-in-law. But SERIOUSLY! PEOPLE ARE RUDE!

You should totally lose it on one of them one day. Freak out... Scream.. Cry... and start uncontrollably sobbing saying "you think Im' fat!"

That will freak them out... and you can always blame it later on the hormones!!!!

You are doing the most important job in the world, you will never do anything more profound than make that baby (and the others). Keep up the good work!

Now I will end the longest comment in the world (sorry) by saying, once again, you look great!

Tripacerchick said...

You look GREAT!

Flying High said...

You look great! Honestly, some people need to get out more. You're pregnant for God's sake!

If I look that great when I'm about to drop, I'll be ecstatic....

Victoria's Secrets said...

You look great!
You look great!
You look great!
You look great!
You look great!
You look great!
You look great!
You look great!

Elsja said...

OMG! People seriously say that stuff??

Runblondie26 said...

Glowing smile and it's all belly. You look great!

Runblondie26 said...

A glowing smile and you're all belly. You look great!

Anonymous said...

I am stunned people said that stuff to you! You looked exactly the way a nine month pregnant woman is supposed to look! Take revenge when they are pregnant ;)

Kara said...

You can have 100 babies if you want to!!! You'll still look great and I'll just have more cousins to love love looooovvvvveeee!!!!
They can shut their mouths or I can find a glacier up here for them to get lost in... MUHAHA