Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Jumbled up thoughts in My Head

These are actual thoughts and questions that jumble up my head throughout the day. I am either crazy or normal. So, occasionally I am gonna share my thoughts, so if you are having the same thoughts you know you are normal or we both are crazy!

1.Why is it when I go to the gym, I have to find the closest parking spot. God forbid I start my exercise sooner than I have to!

2. I think my dog Wally, can read my mind.

3.Can the people in the TV see me, and know what I am doing while I am watching them?

4.What the hell is an okra?

5.How come I really don't want to go to the gym until I lose five more pounds?

6. Why do kids think farts are funny? okay, I think they are too!

7. When Nolan plays hide-n-seek does he really think I can't see or hear him behind that chair I just saw him go behind?

8. I start to think about sex when I am in church and the pastor is getting ready to give the sermon.

9.. When I see an "odd"couple, I think to myself ,How do they "do it"?

10. I must think about sex alot!

Well, if you can't laugh at yourself, than who can you laugh at... apparently me!


D's Mom said...


Cpt. J's Wife said...

It's amazing how long I can drive around waiting on a spot closer anywhere I go!

Dogs can totally read our minds - and why do they have to be in the room when we are having sex? I feel like he is staring at us.

I think Okra is some kind of vegetable but I wouldn't know where to buy it or what to do with it. :)

Teryn and Chad said...

i adore you.

The Pilot's Wife said...

right back at you, TT!

partnerofapilot said...

Okra is a vegetable. Its used in Indian cooking quite often; it's nickname is 'lady fingers'!