Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Jumbled up thoughts in My Head

These are actual thoughts and questions that jumble up my head throughout the day. I am either crazy or normal. So, occasionally I am gonna share my thoughts, so if you are having the same thoughts you know you are normal or we both are crazy!

1.Why is it when I go to the gym, I have to find the closest parking spot. God forbid I start my exercise sooner than I have to!

2. I think my dog Wally, can read my mind.

3.Can the people in the TV see me, and know what I am doing while I am watching them?

4.What the hell is an okra?

5.How come I really don't want to go to the gym until I lose five more pounds?

6. Why do kids think farts are funny? okay, I think they are too!

7. When Nolan plays hide-n-seek does he really think I can't see or hear him behind that chair I just saw him go behind?

8. I start to think about sex when I am in church and the pastor is getting ready to give the sermon.

9.. When I see an "odd"couple, I think to myself ,How do they "do it"?

10. I must think about sex alot!

Well, if you can't laugh at yourself, than who can you laugh at... apparently me!

5 comments:

D's Mom said...

TMI!!!!!!!

Ex Wife to a Douchebag - disgusted by his white trash fiance said...

It's amazing how long I can drive around waiting on a spot closer anywhere I go!

Dogs can totally read our minds - and why do they have to be in the room when we are having sex? I feel like he is staring at us.

I think Okra is some kind of vegetable but I wouldn't know where to buy it or what to do with it. :)

The Chapins said...

i adore you.

The Pilot's Wife said...

right back at you, TT!
Love,
Me

Anonymous said...

Okra is a vegetable. Its used in Indian cooking quite often; it's nickname is 'lady fingers'!