I really love to go to my gym. It is a family friendly gym where I think as soon as I walk in the door someone is going to belt out the "Cheers" theme song! A place where I can spend all day, participating in all the activities my gym offers.However, I do have a few,things that I wish I could change.For example......
1. You don't have to match from head to toe when you are going to the gym.It is not a fashion show people,you really can get the same great workout with a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.
2.You don't have to wear make up and style your hair perfectly when you are going to the gym. You are there to sweat.
3. This is not an after work happy hour lounge,if you want to pick someone up, go to a bar, not my gym.
4.when I am on the treadmill and there are 25 open ones, why do you insist on picking the one right next to me? you must think you look better than me, you don't.LOL.
5.wear deodorant.even though Julia Roberts and Mathew McConnehey don't think they need to wear it, you are not them, not even close, so put some on. You stink.
6.After you have used the treadmill or stair climber and you have sweated your non-deodorant stink on it, use the damn cleaner to wipe it off! I don't want to touch the machine after you, or use my time to clean up after you.
7.Because my gym is like going to a WP school reunion, please just come by and wave, I don't like to carry on a full conversation during my workout,plus I don't know where the hell "Bobby" is!?
8 Please put a towel around you in the locker room. I don't want to see your boobies or your a**, especially if it looks better than mine or you are over 70 yrs old, now that really scares me, to think that no matter how hard I work out that is what is going to happen to them.
9.which leads me to, do not blow dry your hair naked,do not get in the hot tub naked or the steam room, GROSS.
10. Men, I don't care how good you think you look, if you are over 40yrs old, do not ever wear a speedo,nut huggers,banana slings, whatever there called, honey that ship has sailed and sunk like the titanic!