My mom was watching Regan and Nolan the other night so that Bob and I could go out to dinner. My mom called me from the movie store to tell us something funny he said to her(which he does all the time).
Mamaw:Nolan that movie cost me $5.00. You have to be nice to me for the rest of the night.
Nolan:Nah,I'll just pay you the $5 bucks when I get home.
Nolan:Mamaw when is Louie getting married?
Mamaw:I don't know.Don't you want to know when I'm going to get married?
Nolan: No. Your too old and your husbands die.Girls can only get married once,boys can get married twice.
Nolan: Mamaw I love those new red curtains.
Mamaw: thanks Nolan
Nolan:The rest of your house is ugly.
Nolan is also funny at home! this is after Nolan goes Potty
Nolan: Mommy,Butt wipe in' time!!!
Mommy: Nolan when are you going to learn to wipe your own butt?
Nolan: I know how, I just don't wanna wash my hands!
In Car- Nolan:Daddy when God is holdn' the whole world in his hands, who is holdn' God?