1. I would like to ask the person sitting next to me in the movie if I can have some of their popcorn. I mean they aren't going to eat it all, and why should I buy a bucket, all I want is one handful.
2.I would like to tell the woman at the fund raising event. get your money back, you look like your face is being pulled so tight you have a permanent smile.
3.The woman in the grocery line, it says 10 items or less. and cash only. who writes checks any more?
4.I would like to tell the person driving in front of me , turn your damn blinker off already!
5.I would like to tell the homeschooler mom who thinks her kid is a genius, he's not.
6.I would like to tell the wife who thinks her husband is an ass. He is.
7.I wish I could go out to eat alone. There must be something daring about this, I don't get it, you do kinda look like a loser.
8.I would like to ask one person, why do you ignore me when I walk past you and say hi, I didn't date your husband in HS already, get over it.
9.I would like to ask what is happening in Vegas that it has to stay there?
10.I would like to say to someone your breath stinks, take a mint, go to the dentist, but never,ever decline an offering mint.
11.To the woman in the bathroom at the bookstore, stop moaning in there, and get it done, whatever it is your doing, I don't want to know about it. But, by gosh give us a courtesy flush once in awhile.
12.I would like to tell my neighbor that I know its your dog pooping in my yard, if you don't pick it up next time I will leave it in a bag at your front door!
13.I would like to ask my dad, Why didn't you take the damn antibiotics,I am really pissed off about that.still.
What would you like to do or say and don't. Let me know!